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there's eight different things going on

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here I don't know what's going on

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um well I don't have any like theme to

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today I just got a random assortment of

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stuff

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um as is often most of the time but um

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where should we start

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so last week we talked about some some

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uh brand new uh toilet technology oh yes

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we did that you could you could pee all

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over and it would it would uh um it

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would give you health indicators like

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you do your health information this

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might be good for people that are really

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pushing things like I said I I thought

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it'd be better if they told you if you

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like were partying too hard and to kind

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of give you like bonus points like

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if you're if your piss is mostly whiskey

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um so here's a related one in in you

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know as far as more toilet technology to

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help you diagnose your own problems okay

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Let's uh

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I like toilet Tech here we go bring this

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up on screen here

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uh new AI listens to toilet sounds to

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detect diarrhea that's some good news on

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that front I don't think I need AI to

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help me with that though like yes you do

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Mike

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maybe I don't know maybe I have more

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okay well I uh so do I have to like take

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pictures of my crap and send that to

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chat GPT to let the or so I put

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something in my toilet we'll find out

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I'm not gonna expect you I'm just gonna

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read the article

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uh artificial intelligence has achieved

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another Milestone Discerning the sounds

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of an unhealthy bowel movement

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a design for a diarrhea detector could

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be a a alert Health officials to disease

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outbreaks like cholera was recently

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presented by Asian years from Georgia

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Tech Research Institute someday the AI

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could even be used with Home Smart

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devices to monitor one's bowel Health uh

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that's good news

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I want I want to suggestion we have we

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need two devices hanging in the toilet

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one for poo poo one for PP uh uh yes in

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my entire inside of my toilet bowl is

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gonna be just monitors for different

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types of things

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and they all talk to Alexa and USB

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charge I need UB Outlets uh USB outlets

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on my toilet now

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a prototype accurately identified

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diarrhea uh 98 of the time

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the engineers told uh told a conference

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at the acoustical study of America in

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Nashville

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even uh even background noise it was

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correct uh 96 of time what kind of

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diarrhea background noise do you have

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like like guys with backing trucks up or

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something in there I I don't know it's

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loud music I don't know people are

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flushing toilets 10 times 15 times yeah

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maybe

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uh cholera infects millions of people

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each year killing up to 100 and 43

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000 who became dehydrated from severe

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diarrhea according to the World Health

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Organization wow I don't know do you

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think more or less people died during

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January 6 versus cholera each year most

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people on January 6 died of Cholera all

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right he's a massive guy just an

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explosive cholera that was taking out 10

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or 12 people to shot

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uh many deaths could have been avoided

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with an oil rehydration solution if the

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outbreak is spotted fast enough cholera

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can be lethal within 24 hours after

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symptoms start okay so you know what I

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say to that dump all you want

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I hope you dump a lot

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the device could be installed in public

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toilets where inadequate Plumbing raises

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the risk for collar outbreak so they

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want to monitor public crap because at

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that point it's not your own it's

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basically like trash it's like public uh

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what's it called it's just the public

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public domain public domain public

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domain diarrhea is what I'm talking

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about here hey yeah once once you

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deposit once that leaves your body

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that's now belongs to the government

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yeah big massive dumps

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the idea grew out of a conversation

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about how covid-19 can be monitored and

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analyzed uh by analyzing sewage says

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project co-lead Alexis Noel PhD a bio

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and biomechanic engineering okay

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he was talking around talking he was

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he's sitting around with his buddies at

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the lunch table talking about people's

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um other researchers have considered

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video analysis to look for diarrhea oh

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yeah who's putting those cameras Oh Boy

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so they want they're they're peeping

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Toms is what they initially said

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and then they settled on just acoustic

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devices yep

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uh you think we can install cameras and

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everyone's toilet no can we sell

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microphones probably uh he's like I was

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curious if we could detect diarrhea

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diarrhea using sound Noel said and some

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folks are a little worried about having

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a camera pointed at their bum in the

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toilet yep some folks some just innocent

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toilet voyers out there they'd probably

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be into this kind of stuff

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this is ridiculous but I mean I

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understand like I understand some of the

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health benefits of it they're not

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talking about this being used to

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evaluate your own health like giving you

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a notification like if some sort of like

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badge like you get on Foursquare like oh

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I'm the mayor of diarrhea town today

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that's great I went to Taco Bell uh no

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they're talking about public health for

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detecting

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disease outbreaks all that kind of stuff

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whereas the one for the the urinal one

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you had last week credit that was all

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about your own health that was all about

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uh helping you and having a better uh

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healthier life

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why not both I guess just

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um the scary thing about this one scary

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the odd thing about this one is they're

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they're talking about how accurate it is

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a diagnosing this as if to your earlier

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comment as if people can't tell

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themselves so what they want to do is

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put this into you know public spaces or

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whatnot then they can pull information

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from there but if you've ever gone into

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a public you know Men's Room a lot of

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those have already been destroyed by

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that's a a that's a 1985 Kohler toilet

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right there model of 465.

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but the article finishes it up like this

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uh quote we're not collecting anything

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identifiable about people oh yeah not

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wittingly yeah not waitingly that's for

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sure but inevitably they they will

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collect information about you they're

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going to know where you are because they

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have your cell phone data and so they're

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going to be able to track you to the

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public restroom that you use five times

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a day and they're going to know you

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there because of GPS and then they're

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going to know uh exactly what kind of uh

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dump you got so they got this

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information they'll be able to leverage

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your location data the track where you

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last ate where you were and then they're

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going to start warning Arby's when you

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go into the restaurant sir you cannot go

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into the restroom not even afford to

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keep cleaning up after you yeah when was

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the last time you were at Arby's I don't

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know I don't know

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well we know yeah not wittingly you

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didn't wittingly go to Arby's today okay

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you just found yourself there

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uh researchers have determined have not

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yet determined how many devices would be

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needed to cover Community or where to

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ideally place them well ideally you want

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to place these things in toilets if

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you're detecting diarrhea that's I would

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well but in some public restrooms just

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uh the algorithm still needs to be

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refined using better audio data

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collected data collected in controlled

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conditions oh my God so that means that

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they gotta tell their buddies at the lab

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we gotta go to Taco Bell you have to get

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diarrhea today we're on a deadline to

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test these devices we need a Baseline

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yeah hey eat this it's called a bouncy

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effect gotta got a faucy effect coming

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on I went to RVs and Taco Bell twice

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uh all right

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so uh Gatlin one of the scientists here

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also hopes to train the AI to work in

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outdoor latrines which are common in

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areas without functioning sewage systems

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he's stepping on Gage's territory

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because gates for years was talking

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about building specialized toilets yeah

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nuclear toilets

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that's what we're talking about here

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all right we'll move on this is an

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a little cretched

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all right so here's one I we talked

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about this before and I couldn't find

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the the earlier one but it was a couple

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um get this into character for you and

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so now there's another opportunity for

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people interested in a unique job oh

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great

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no times are tough out there and uh

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this job is uh available for anybody who

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needs it hot dog Oscar Meyer is hiring a

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new class of Wienermobile driver to

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travel across the United States that's

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some good news on that front

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absolutely

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oh yes 12 lucky hot Doggers will earn a

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one-year full-time gig behind the wheel

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of the wiener mobile when I thought the

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Wienermobile was used by NASA to

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transport the astronauts from the

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command facility to the actual rocket I

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thought that's what we decided upon

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well that would they had an RV and had

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trouble with their old Airstream RVs

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they were going to use the Wienermobile

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oh independent available yeah in a pinch

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okay backup uh there is a there is a a

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video attached to this but it's not a

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it's not a real video it's a fake one

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it's one of those okay it's your your

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worst kind here's some Stills with uh

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music behind it oh okay don't get

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tricked

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uh uh let's get this hot dog on a roll

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yes Oscar Meyer is hiring its newest

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class of hot Doggers to travel across

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America in its iconic weiner mobile the

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27 foot long hot dog on Wheels set out

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uh sets out each year to spark some

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Smiles with this iconic look but only a

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select group of 12 the elite will be

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invited to hit the road according to a

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recent press release

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uh I wonder whether qualifications are

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well they they don't have a bathroom on

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board so you have to use public

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restrooms which all have toilet

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detectors in them so I wonder if that

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guy who ran those people over at that

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parade is available to drive their

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Wienermobile maybe he might be out by

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now so he might see if I can at the at

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the bottom here is the job

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um

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the link to their job or their job site

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I don't see if I can find the actual job

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here so it's called hot Doggers will be

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responsible for maintaining a fleet of

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six wiener mobiles creating social

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content for various brand channels and

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collectively handing out more than 250

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000 wiener whistles each year

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is that some sort of code that's it

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sounds like yeah that's some lingo right

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there I'm not familiar with each hot

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dogger will serve an official Oscar

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Meyers serve as an official Oscar Meyer

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spokesperson as more than 200 events per

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at more than 200 events per year wow 200

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events per year so you're basically

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you're on tour with the Wienermobile

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going from event to event

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what's the what's the salary for this

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if I was going to accept this job I

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would need at least 150 000 a year to

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just kind of work

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this is me though so I I did find the um

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the actual job listing just put that

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Carriage up if you want to go through

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the actual job application I'm looking

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to see what they say for salary here

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asking for a salary range you you'll the

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salary range you'll make anywhere from

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10 to 20 an hour

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doesn't uh

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the way this is written is not clear

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that does list a salary but

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the way it's written is not clear what

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the hell they mean

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I think there's a typo in it uh your

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description requirements uh the Oscar

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Meyer hot dogger is an outgoing Creator

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friendly exuberant

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college graduate who has an appetite for

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adventure why do you need a college be a

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college graduate so you can underpay

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them this this automatically eliminates

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anybody who can't afford to go to

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college so a vast majority of the

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population a lot of inner city people I

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would say this this is a racist job

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description already

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I'm not even being sarcastic here I

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think it is

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um oh here you go here you go it's a

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competitive package including 35 to six

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see that's what I'm I think it's

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something yeah I think it's supposed to

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be 35

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000.

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35 000 to go on tour like this uh-huh

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a weekly allowance of 150 because they

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say 7 200 there so let's say it is

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paying hot dogs like your salary is in

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all Oscar Meyer Wiener hot dogs and you

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may pay an Oscar minor script but by

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Script they just being hot dogs I make

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five hot dogs an hour

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35 to 60 dollars an hour or no I think

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it's 35 000 because if you look where it

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says weekly allowance it's a 7200 a year

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which is actually not right either at 7

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800 a year but still

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I'm entitled to get it together a two

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I mean on that kind of salary yeah

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that's the very definition of per diem

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oh really so per day per day yes

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right well I'm in Command Center Alpha

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One money after

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uh

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so actually if you look at this they

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give you an extra seven thousand dollars

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for for

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um meals and personal travel

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now if you're handing out hot dogs what

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they call them wiener whistles you're

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giving people a wiener whistle behind

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each uh dumpster

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um you can you can save some extra hot

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dogs you don't have to buy food yeah a

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hot dog party that's right everywhere

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you go is a hot dog party pretty much

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this is a hot dog party on wheels

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uh yeah you the the candidate must uh

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also work with internal and external

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customer promotions marketing and sales

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professionals manage their own travel

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public relations uh firm on Wheels

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organize promotions contributing to

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brain social content and pitching TV

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radio and print media this is an awful

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lot of work for 30 thighs 35 000 a year

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forty thousand dollars a year

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this is a lot that's what I'm saying

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that's why I'm saying is that does it

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say anywhere in this that you cannot use

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the Wienermobile as an Uber or Lyft I

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would say I make up the Gap I see what

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you're saying like as like a little live

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in it

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I would use it as an Airbnb yeah

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oh you could yeah do why not both rent

387
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it out as an Airbnb but then also drive

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people for Uber there you go

389
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and then slam hot dogs down their throat

390
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give them all a wiener there you go

391
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oh these are the best hot dogs they're

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so succulent sorry folks I got three

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jobs here we gotta pick up two more

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people and I gotta give you all a wiener

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whistle qualifications bachelor's degree

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bachelor's degree required preferably in

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public relations journalism

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Communications advertising or marketing

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you must have a minimum of a 3.0 GPA

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excellent communication skills and

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relation skills outgoing friendly and

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passionate that's all these are all me

403
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so far uh bilingual candidates are

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encouraged to apply uh required balance

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driver's license including a favorable

406
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driving record not me uh

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uh legally authorized to work in the

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United States and applicant will not

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require employment Visa sponsorship must

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be able to work on major holidays well

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what about uh January 6th is that or

412
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July 6th at Biden July 6th

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uh desire and ability to spend the year

414
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on the road as Ambassador for Oscar

415
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Meyer

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uh must be comfortable with daily road

417
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travel in the Wienermobile and staying

418
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in hotels for short-term corporate

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housing throughout the United States

420
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oh I mean oh no not a not bad if you

421
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like to travel the country permanent a

422
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the way this reaches what they really

423
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want is there's a couple of new College

424
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grads who will be um basically this is a

425
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paid internship yeah and that's what it

426
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seems like

427
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they're really trying to

428
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get somebody with a lot of

429
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qualifications and pay them extremely

430
00:17:30,289 --> 00:17:27,360
low well I don't know first first job in

431
00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:30,299
something like PR making 42 Grand is not

432
00:17:37,370 --> 00:17:34,140
awful but yeah yeah I

433
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in this in this economy with inflation

434
00:17:41,450 --> 00:17:39,480
I didn't say it's great but

435
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you can make it work I paid way less

436
00:17:45,770 --> 00:17:43,280
than that for my first job

437
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you twist his wiener you gotta twist his

438
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wiener

439
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well interesting uh I think a lot of our

440
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listeners will be applying for this

441
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position and if you happen to get a

442
00:18:04,370 --> 00:18:02,640
competitive you know swing on by Central

443
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Ohio I'll come check out your wiener

444
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holy [\h__\h] grow some balls

445
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I wonder if the uh

446
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the wiener tour uh only follows the same

447
00:18:22,310 --> 00:18:19,440
overlays with the same pattern as uh

448
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Missing 4-1-1 no I I and

449
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it's wake the wiener wake is there a

450
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mass eruption of violence at restaurants

451
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specifically fast food places

452
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every time there's there's viral footage

453
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of a fight at a fast food place in the

454
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background the wiener my girl's driving

455
00:18:38,630 --> 00:18:37,559
away

456
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um

457
00:18:42,830 --> 00:18:40,919
like eight rolls in the town psychic

458
00:18:46,250 --> 00:18:42,840
energy is get pumped up through the roof

459
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because it is emitting weird microwave

460
00:18:51,950 --> 00:18:49,440
Transmissions infecting people's minds

461
00:18:54,049 --> 00:18:51,960
causing them to have mental breakdowns

462
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causing fights giving them the urge to

463
00:19:04,010 --> 00:19:01,610
pretty much I like that I'm gonna I'm

464
00:19:06,650 --> 00:19:04,020
gonna draw a comic based upon uh the

465
00:19:08,330 --> 00:19:06,660
Wienermobile and some guy who installs

466
00:19:10,669 --> 00:19:08,340
these weird Technologies and as he

467
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travels the country I would like to know

468
00:19:14,330 --> 00:19:12,480
can we get a correlation between all the

469
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different places and times where we've

470
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had reports of the Havana syndrome and

471
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where the Wienermobile was yes I'd like

472
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to know

473
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I bet there's some kind of weird

474
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correlation we can make

475
00:19:31,669 --> 00:19:30,169
uh all right got another story here is

476
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another person kind of bad at this

477
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speaking of people's jobs or somebody

478
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who's bad at their job or maybe he's

479
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great at his job I don't know but this

480
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happened in uh in the Netherlands I

481
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pulled this one because I it amused me

482
00:19:43,850 --> 00:19:41,340
when I was reading through headlines and

483
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I told Herman I'd pull up a a story

484
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about a sheeple airport just for him

485
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okay great

486
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uh

487
00:20:02,210 --> 00:19:58,909
at chipple with engine running as driver

488
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catches a flight oh man oh really he's

489
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like hell of this I gotta catch a flight

490
00:20:08,930 --> 00:20:07,260
a delivery van full of packages with his

491
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engine running was abandoned in front of

492
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the uh shrimple Airport's departure Hall

493
00:20:16,930 --> 00:20:14,039
on Wednesday evening the driver left it

494
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there uh to board a plane

495
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okay what's wrong

496
00:20:24,409 --> 00:20:22,799
I got a flight to catch I'm not gonna

497
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Park this I mean that is a really

498
00:20:28,250 --> 00:20:26,160
awesome move because then you don't got

499
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to worry about uh Airport parking and

500
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like long-term pain power moves it is

501
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uh

502
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quote it often happens that curious drop

503
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off packages at the airport but this

504
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time no one came back uh when we we then

505
00:20:47,150 --> 00:20:44,880
saw on camera images how the gentleman

506
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left his van and checked in at the

507
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airport presumably to go on a trip this

508
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spokesperson said presumably to go on a

509
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trip

510
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okay

511
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I think he just took a trip

512
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uh let's see here the uh like I can't I

513
00:21:04,730 --> 00:21:02,520
can't pronounce this weird uh military

514
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police basically military police

515
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uh force is that working with uh on part

516
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of the Dutch military and is responsible

517
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for air airport security so they're

518
00:21:16,130 --> 00:21:13,320
they're on board they got the big guys

519
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on the on the on the senior

520
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uh I say okay they called in dog

521
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sniffers to examine the van for

522
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explosives and other Contraband didn't

523
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find anything suspicious

524
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is this a bunch of Oscar Meyer wieners

525
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that's what I was going to say are we

526
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are we going to see like 35 different

527
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Oscar Meyer wienersmobile just abandoned

528
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at airports as they catch flights to go

529
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someplace else because they realize the

530
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gig sucks

531
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like they tried it for 500 miles and

532
00:21:50,830 --> 00:21:47,890
and there's the Oscar wiener mobile

533
00:21:54,710 --> 00:21:50,840
parked on the side of the road with like

534
00:21:57,310 --> 00:21:54,720
a flat tire just left one wheel up on

535
00:22:01,700 --> 00:21:57,320
the curb with their hazard lights on

536
00:22:04,490 --> 00:22:01,710
that's a sign in the window back in 10.

537
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[Music]

538
00:22:09,110 --> 00:22:07,140
ah the owner of the courier company was

539
00:22:11,029 --> 00:22:09,120
uh caught completely unaware and did not

540
00:22:13,130 --> 00:22:11,039
know the delivery worker had even

541
00:22:14,390 --> 00:22:13,140
planned a trip surprise collie who's

542
00:22:16,310 --> 00:22:14,400
going to pick up the van later on

543
00:22:17,990 --> 00:22:16,320
Wednesday evening okay

544
00:22:19,490 --> 00:22:18,000
what about the packages

545
00:22:21,649 --> 00:22:19,500
there's a note in here it says um

546
00:22:23,930 --> 00:22:21,659
technically The Courier did not commit a

547
00:22:26,210 --> 00:22:23,940
felony the only illegal act was parking

548
00:22:28,610 --> 00:22:26,220
in a No Parking Zone

549
00:22:30,289 --> 00:22:28,620
oh yeah I'm [\h__\h] I'm pretty sure

550
00:22:31,730 --> 00:22:30,299
we're all well aware that the red zone

551
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is for loading and unloading only

552
00:22:36,710 --> 00:22:34,980
there's no parking in the Red Zone yep

553
00:22:39,710 --> 00:22:36,720
I guess I gotta find this guy and give

554
00:22:41,390 --> 00:22:39,720
him a ticket I wonder where he flew to

555
00:22:43,909 --> 00:22:41,400
yeah we need follow-up story Herman

556
00:22:46,490 --> 00:22:43,919
tracked this guy down yeah talk to the

557
00:22:48,649 --> 00:22:46,500
Kmart figure out where this guy went and

558
00:22:50,870 --> 00:22:48,659
what was you know is he just to avoid

559
00:22:53,090 --> 00:22:50,880
parking or was he quitting yeah it was

560
00:22:55,370 --> 00:22:53,100
just some or was he delivering a package

561
00:22:57,230 --> 00:22:55,380
like this package maybe maybe it was he

562
00:22:58,130 --> 00:22:57,240
had one that was mislabeled he was like

563
00:23:07,789 --> 00:22:58,140
well

564
00:23:12,049 --> 00:23:10,190
very expensive package to deliver but

565
00:23:13,430 --> 00:23:12,059
okay

566
00:23:20,230 --> 00:23:13,440
leave the truck running it'll be there

567
00:23:20,240 --> 00:23:24,710
keep [\h__\h] that chicken

568
00:23:28,549 --> 00:23:26,210
all right let's see what we got here so

569
00:23:30,649 --> 00:23:28,559
we have a um an inadvertent text message

570
00:23:32,210 --> 00:23:30,659
goes out to a huge number of people in

571
00:23:34,549 --> 00:23:32,220
the UK telling them they all have cancer

572
00:23:35,930 --> 00:23:34,559
and then they say whoops we meant Merry

573
00:23:38,330 --> 00:23:35,940
Christmas

574
00:23:47,169 --> 00:23:38,340
what

575
00:23:51,230 --> 00:23:49,190
we talked about this every now and then

576
00:23:53,750 --> 00:23:51,240
so now they have a random foot that they

577
00:23:56,090 --> 00:23:53,760
found in Yellowstone no person attached

578
00:23:58,010 --> 00:23:56,100
but a foot okay

579
00:23:59,810 --> 00:23:58,020
um and then a actual video and there is

580
00:24:02,810 --> 00:23:59,820
video of this one happening of these

581
00:24:04,190 --> 00:24:02,820
guys trying to um uh set fire to a

582
00:24:05,630 --> 00:24:04,200
building for arson and accidentally set

583
00:24:07,390 --> 00:24:05,640
themselves on fire

584
00:24:11,630 --> 00:24:07,400
um

585
00:24:13,370 --> 00:24:11,640
government text messages though that's

586
00:24:15,049 --> 00:24:13,380
the one I want to know about like all

587
00:24:16,850 --> 00:24:15,059
right

588
00:24:19,610 --> 00:24:16,860
that's

589
00:24:21,049 --> 00:24:19,620
it seems like a solution as the new

590
00:24:23,210 --> 00:24:21,059
agenda guys would think this is some

591
00:24:26,149 --> 00:24:23,220
kind of op

592
00:24:27,529 --> 00:24:26,159
could be sounds like a scam that's what

593
00:24:28,970 --> 00:24:27,539
Curry would think this is some kind of

594
00:24:31,789 --> 00:24:28,980
op but

595
00:24:33,710 --> 00:24:31,799
uh here we go here is the uh the

596
00:24:36,529 --> 00:24:33,720
headline here uh UK Medical Center

597
00:24:39,529 --> 00:24:36,539
apologize for sending text sending mass

598
00:24:43,010 --> 00:24:39,539
text cancer diagnosis instead of Merry

599
00:24:45,590 --> 00:24:43,020
Christmas message oopsie Daisy it was

600
00:24:47,750 --> 00:24:45,600
the next one over on the menu yeah like

601
00:24:48,730 --> 00:24:47,760
you have to don't you have to type that

602
00:24:50,289 --> 00:24:48,740
out

603
00:24:52,850 --> 00:24:50,299
foreign

604
00:24:54,350 --> 00:24:52,860
we're very sorry you have cancer I mean

605
00:24:57,470 --> 00:24:54,360
Merry Christmas

606
00:24:59,330 --> 00:24:57,480
sorry I'd get this mixed up uh a medical

607
00:25:01,909 --> 00:24:59,340
center in the United Kingdom reportedly

608
00:25:05,270 --> 00:25:01,919
meant to text thousands of his patients

609
00:25:07,310 --> 00:25:05,280
a message wishing them a very merry

610
00:25:10,490 --> 00:25:07,320
Christmas but instead sent a message

611
00:25:14,990 --> 00:25:10,500
claiming recipients uh had a diagnosis

612
00:25:16,090 --> 00:25:15,000
diagnosis of aggressive lung cancer oh

613
00:25:18,289 --> 00:25:16,100
my God

614
00:25:22,610 --> 00:25:18,299
what'd you do

615
00:25:25,909 --> 00:25:22,620
God there's some goddamn [\h__\h] uh

616
00:25:28,610 --> 00:25:25,919
it's a mistake staff at uh asker Medical

617
00:25:30,230 --> 00:25:28,620
Practice immediately apologized for in a

618
00:25:32,810 --> 00:25:30,240
follow-up mass text message according to

619
00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:32,820
the BBC but isn't stopping the criticism

620
00:25:36,470 --> 00:25:34,140
from flowing in

621
00:25:37,909 --> 00:25:36,480
yeah I mean honestly two days before

622
00:25:39,950 --> 00:25:37,919
Christmas getting that kind of news

623
00:25:43,549 --> 00:25:39,960
because like you probably get the

624
00:25:46,070 --> 00:25:43,559
message you put the phone down and go

625
00:25:49,190 --> 00:25:46,080
holy crap and then you tell your entire

626
00:25:51,049 --> 00:25:49,200
family what's going on in some instances

627
00:25:53,330 --> 00:25:51,059
and then you don't look at your phone

628
00:25:54,649 --> 00:25:53,340
because you're you're busy crying so you

629
00:25:57,110 --> 00:25:54,659
don't get the follow-up text message

630
00:25:59,090 --> 00:25:57,120
maybe for like an hour later or probably

631
00:26:00,950 --> 00:25:59,100
after you have massive diarrhea from

632
00:26:03,350 --> 00:26:00,960
gorging yourself on Taco Bell because

633
00:26:05,029 --> 00:26:03,360
this is the end of times my life is over

634
00:26:06,890 --> 00:26:05,039
I'm gonna eat anything and everything I

635
00:26:08,990 --> 00:26:06,900
want

636
00:26:10,250 --> 00:26:09,000
I'd like to think that this was the last

637
00:26:12,289 --> 00:26:10,260
thing that this person had to do before

638
00:26:13,490 --> 00:26:12,299
they left for their Christmas break and

639
00:26:15,590 --> 00:26:13,500
so they were like all right got already

640
00:26:16,970 --> 00:26:15,600
send and they closed their computer and

641
00:26:19,070 --> 00:26:16,980
they left yeah

642
00:26:21,409 --> 00:26:19,080
and so they let that that linger over

643
00:26:25,070 --> 00:26:21,419
the entire holiday weekend they yeah

644
00:26:27,409 --> 00:26:25,080
they said in an immediate follow-up of

645
00:26:29,990 --> 00:26:27,419
like follow-up but how quickly was that

646
00:26:32,210 --> 00:26:30,000
follow-up text message uh so the initial

647
00:26:34,810 --> 00:26:32,220
message uh was sent on December 23rd

648
00:26:39,230 --> 00:26:34,820
patients were asked to fill out a form

649
00:26:41,269 --> 00:26:39,240
ds-150 one five zero zero reportedly uh

650
00:26:43,190 --> 00:26:41,279
meant for the terminally ill who are

651
00:26:45,830 --> 00:26:43,200
seeking benefits the same message told

652
00:26:48,110 --> 00:26:45,840
recipients that they had been diagnosed

653
00:26:50,750 --> 00:26:48,120
with an aggressive form of lung cancer

654
00:26:52,430 --> 00:26:50,760
uh that has been metastasized it's very

655
00:26:53,590 --> 00:26:52,440
specific in The Testament text messages

656
00:26:56,330 --> 00:26:53,600
too

657
00:26:58,370 --> 00:26:56,340
oh my God uh

658
00:27:01,310 --> 00:26:58,380
okay

659
00:27:04,610 --> 00:27:01,320
um you can continue on here because I'm

660
00:27:06,649 --> 00:27:04,620
kind of curious like when they rectified

661
00:27:09,710 --> 00:27:06,659
the situation another tax Mass tax

662
00:27:12,049 --> 00:27:09,720
message was sent shortly after the first

663
00:27:14,409 --> 00:27:12,059
and it asked patients to please accept

664
00:27:17,570 --> 00:27:14,419
the medical centers to see your apology

665
00:27:18,649 --> 00:27:17,580
for the previous text message sent well

666
00:27:21,529 --> 00:27:18,659
do you still want me to fill out the

667
00:27:24,230 --> 00:27:21,539
form or not I don't they weren't they're

668
00:27:26,390 --> 00:27:24,240
apologizing for the form but should I

669
00:27:27,470 --> 00:27:26,400
fill it out or not they're not they're

670
00:27:29,810 --> 00:27:27,480
not clear that's still gonna fill out

671
00:27:31,909 --> 00:27:29,820
the form anyway just in case yeah you

672
00:27:34,010 --> 00:27:31,919
never know they make mistakes

673
00:27:36,710 --> 00:27:34,020
which is the mistake the second one or

674
00:27:40,010 --> 00:27:36,720
the first one uh the BBC reports the

675
00:27:41,390 --> 00:27:40,020
second message came about an hour after

676
00:27:43,730 --> 00:27:41,400
the first some recipients were

677
00:27:47,570 --> 00:27:43,740
reportedly very worried and confused

678
00:27:52,850 --> 00:27:50,149
one patient reportedly said that she was

679
00:27:55,669 --> 00:27:52,860
waiting on a medical test results when

680
00:27:58,730 --> 00:27:55,679
she received a text message

681
00:28:01,549 --> 00:27:58,740
oh my God uh Sarah tells the BBC that

682
00:28:03,830 --> 00:28:01,559
she felt sick to my teeth and broke down

683
00:28:07,190 --> 00:28:03,840
Sick to my teeth

684
00:28:08,630 --> 00:28:07,200
okay oh she was so paralyzed she was so

685
00:28:11,149 --> 00:28:08,640
she got sick to her teeth which is

686
00:28:12,230 --> 00:28:11,159
unheard of is that an actual phrase sick

687
00:28:14,750 --> 00:28:12,240
to my teeth

688
00:28:16,669 --> 00:28:14,760
uh when she got the first message only

689
00:28:18,710 --> 00:28:16,679
be told later it was a mistake almost a

690
00:28:21,110 --> 00:28:18,720
Christmas miracle

691
00:28:23,750 --> 00:28:21,120
uh another woman who wished to remain

692
00:28:25,610 --> 00:28:23,760
remain anonymous told the BBC that the

693
00:28:28,430 --> 00:28:25,620
text message she received made her very

694
00:28:32,750 --> 00:28:28,440
worried oh okay and caused her to walk

695
00:28:38,630 --> 00:28:35,990
oh boy that what a blunder

696
00:28:40,490 --> 00:28:38,640
but an absolute blunder

697
00:28:43,130 --> 00:28:40,500
hmm

698
00:28:46,070 --> 00:28:43,140
I assume that person kept their job but

699
00:28:49,490 --> 00:28:48,289
I guess you could like in the spirit of

700
00:28:53,330 --> 00:28:49,500
the holiday

701
00:28:55,970 --> 00:28:53,340
I I suppose you could but belated jingle

702
00:28:58,370 --> 00:28:55,980
Bingo yeah belated jingle Bingo on that

703
00:29:03,529 --> 00:29:00,470
boy

704
00:29:05,750 --> 00:29:03,539
uh yeah the last one what if the text

705
00:29:07,370 --> 00:29:05,760
message was meant for someone and then

706
00:29:09,529 --> 00:29:07,380
they are told it's a Christmas message

707
00:29:10,909 --> 00:29:09,539
then told again oh no that was actually

708
00:29:13,250 --> 00:29:10,919
meant for you

709
00:29:15,049 --> 00:29:13,260
could they do a second return yeah like

710
00:29:17,269 --> 00:29:15,059
oh we're sorry no way actually you know

711
00:29:19,130 --> 00:29:17,279
Mike for you we did mean that this one's

712
00:29:20,450 --> 00:29:19,140
real get down here right away the third

713
00:29:22,370 --> 00:29:20,460
message

714
00:29:24,889 --> 00:29:22,380
we wanted to confirm that it was only

715
00:29:26,330 --> 00:29:24,899
meant for you not everyone else so sorry

716
00:29:27,950 --> 00:29:26,340
about the three text messages you might

717
00:29:29,870 --> 00:29:27,960
be on a limited plan but yeah you are

718
00:29:32,029 --> 00:29:29,880
gonna die please ignore the previous

719
00:29:33,950 --> 00:29:32,039
seven messages this is the real one this

720
00:29:35,870 --> 00:29:33,960
is real

721
00:29:38,029 --> 00:29:35,880
after checking we didn't mean the last

722
00:29:42,310 --> 00:29:38,039
one we meant the one before just call us

723
00:29:45,190 --> 00:29:42,320
yeah we'll talk give us an email at

724
00:29:48,350 --> 00:29:45,200
gmail.com check out

725
00:29:51,649 --> 00:29:48,360
obdempo.com for other social media and